This is my follow up list in case you missed all the worst films chronicled in my lifetime. These are the movies I’ve proud to have been alive for even if my parents didn’t take me to see them on initial release.
1991: Silence of the Lambs
I was born during one of the best Oscar years ever. I should have been named Clarice.
1992: Malcolm X
My favorite book and the best biopic in my opinion all thanks to the Honorable Prophet Elijah Muhammad.
1993: Jurassic Park
This image still sends chills down my spine. I have to close my eyes on the Universal Studios ride. Too real.
1994: Reality Bites
This movie taught us how to be nostalgic.
All pelvic thrusts, all the time.
I saw this movie right before going to all night laser tag with my friend’s church when I was 12. I wouldn’t shut up about how this movie blew my mind.
1997: Jackie Brown
Favorite Tarantino. Pam Grier is a Badass Motherfucker.
Fuck all y’all. I love giant lizards.
To make up for the fact I picked Jackie Brown over Boogie Nights. I still love this one, frogs and all.
2000: American Psycho
Would love it if Patrick Bateman was Batman.
2001: Moulin Rouge
Yes, I want Ewan McGregor to serenade me with 70’s hits all the time!
2002: Josie and the Pussycats
Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever
It fucks you up for awhile.
I can’t watch this movie when I’m in a relationship because it makes me assume this person will leave me and I can’t watch it when I’m single because it proves love doesn’t exist. Trust no one, love is dead!
The soundtrack changed my life. Would have never become interested in Africa if it wasn’t for accidentally listening to Tsotsi at a Barnes & Noble.
2006: Children of Men
2007: The Mist
I can always get behind giant bug monsters and evil Marcia Gay Harden.
2008: Pineapple Express
“Paper Planes” is my jam! Didn’t convince me to smoke weed but sold me on Rogen.
2009: 500 Days of Summer
More movies that ruin love but those bangs…
One of the greatest comedies ever. Will Forte is a national treasure. KFBR392. KFBR392. KFBR392. KFBR392. KFBR392. KFBR392. KFBR392. KFBR392.
2011: Take Me Home Tonight
Don’t get me started….
2012: 21 Jump Street
Who knew this would be so good?! Never doubt the power or Miller&Lord.
2013: American Hustle
So many wigs. So much sex appeal.
2014: 22 Jump Street
I said don’t doubt it!
2015: Mad Max:Fury Road
Take me to the green place Tom Hardy!
I hope you all now question my sanity. Continue reading if you want to hear the backstories so why someone would be obsessed with Take Me Home Tonight or still have faith in David O Russell. Please bounce back from Joy, I’m rooting for you.